March 2012
When your mom cries and you're just like
i don’t think i’ve ever seen a post with this many notes Because there’s nothing more universal than the feeling of impending doom you get when you see your mother crying.
This is the post with highest notes on tumblr
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mister-comedy replied to your post: How do you know that gary the snail is patricks cousin?
it was in an episode where gary was a king or something.
um wow that’s really weird. @_@
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Anonymous asked: How do you know that gary the snail is patricks cousin?
iluvukrisjenner:
Lms if you dont even own a computer and are on a type-writer right now
daughterofhungryghosts:
lindsaylohanthony:
wow did i really just realize that crue la dev il from 101 dalmatians name meant cruel devil…..
omg. mind blown.
neneleakesweave:
red velvet ice cream is like sex in the mouth
i’ve never had that but red velvet cake is good so it should be good but wow i’ve never even heard of that
“Y.O.L.N”
– aborted fetus (via momjew)
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i get tired so early now but if i sleep early what if i die in my sleep because i’m so lazy what if i’m slowly dying omg no
berserkk-as-fuck:
we aren’t PEOPLE anymore
pregnat:
one time in 3rd grade this girl was showing me her fake tattoo of a flower and i said it was ugly so she kicked me in the stomach
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nocreativeurlleft:
marththebland:
reblog if you
yes, I
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
February 2012
If I was hot my followers would talk to me.
someblackkid:
when people complain about the notes they get on a post
me: this food is gross
mom: there are starving kids in africa
me: i can't finish this
mom: there are starving kids in africa
cashier: would you like to donate 99 cents to starving kids in africa?
mom: oh no not today
