February 2012
buttduchess:
plot twist: someone is actually happy with their life
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i’m so distracted i’m trying to add cool things to my plain theme
but then i realized
no one visits my blog
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i just cannot hold up conversations with people over facebook
stop talking to me
follow the yolo brick road
I didn't fall for you, you fucking tripped me.
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gossipgran:
i hate not knowing where i stand with people like it freaks me out so badly
writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a faggot
skankpatrol:
like i seriously want to be friends with a lot of y’all on here but i feel like you’re all a zillion times cooler than i am so i just quietly reblog
fornicasian:
the only thing all boys have in common is that none of them are dating me
wvnderbar:
whenever my posts get no notes i just tell myself that my sense of humor is just too sophisticated for the world. then i giggle like a demented hobo for a good 30 seconds and continue scrolling.
flynnizard:
its funny how we’ll give food to ducks but not to homeless people
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mosby:
i wonder if there’s someone who wants me to follow them really bad
no
Reading for Fun: What drama! What adventure! Oh, there is no pleasure equal to that of reading the miracle of the novel-to experience such joys and sorrows at the hands of a paperback is truly one of the great pleasures this life has to offer. If I could do nothing but read for the rest of my life, truly, I would be content.
Reading for Class: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THESE WORDS!
littlehinduthings:
i wish i was a member of some sort of “friend group” on tumblr
but no
i’m just alone
silently
watching
all of you
quattrovagina:
when youre walking fast and the person right in front of you just stops out of no where
whatsgoingon12:
HELLOOOOOO SEA CREATURES!
I BRING YOU GREETINGS FROM APPLE WORLD!!!
mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
mom: are dating that boy you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
Asking my followers to write in my ask box is like...
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lol people on my facebook still post their formsprings.
newy0rksydi:
plot twist: shakira’s hips are actually lying
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Taking a big poop is just a cruel reminder that giving birth is going to hurt 10x more
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